Get your dog on the table
Get the hamster back in his wheel
Get the dog on the table
And get the hamster back in his wheel
‘Cos when your dog is on the table
The pyro blues begin to heal

There ain’t no magic army
Coming to rescue me
I said there ain’t no magic army
A coming to rescue me
Well, if there ain’t no magic army
I’ll do it myself for a reasonable fee

Start spreading the news
Got them pyro blues
All done and boxed off
Now I’ll light that safety fuse

Get your dog on the table
Yeah, get the dog on the table
‘Cos when your dog is on the table
Those pyro blues begin to heal