The Lobster Quadrille
When you’re feeling really low
And you got no place to go
Grab a lobster by the claw
And head on down to the sea shore

Even if you’re snail or whiting
Even if you’re turtle or mock
Throw your lobster out to sea
And rock around the clock

Let’s do The Lobster Quadrille
Will you join the dance?
It’s called The Lobster Quadrille
Give it just a chance
When you’re feeling down and out
And having a blue day
Just do The Lobster Quadrille
Dance the blues away

When you’re feeling really high
Dressed to kill, prepared to die
Grab a lobster by the hand
And head on down to The Sea Strand
Everybody stand in line
Got to find your place, don’t fall behind
Throw your lobster in the ocean
And do that lobster motion